The Adventures of Normal Me and my Insane FriendChapter 1: My Potato Has WingsThe Adventures of Normal Me and my Insane Friend by Mr--Crow
My day started off in the most peculiar way.
I was delivering coffee to my usual grumpy customers in the town of Hakjof on the planet Venus. The weather was terrible again. Rain seemed to fall in never ending sheets of freezing cold. Is this what it’s like to live in a rainforest?
Anyway, I had just delivered a variety pack of farm blend coffee that came from a mammoth plantation on Pluto. I swear these people have no idea what they are buying and how gross it really is. But hey, it pays well.
After I was given my tip and was about to head back to my truck I heard a shout come from not far down the street. That’s when I saw it, or more specifically a very tall girl.
Her hair was cropped and a neon orange. I think it had purple streaks it in. She was running frantically in circles and waving her arms around like she was trying to fly. And there was a… potato? Yeah, that’s right. A potato was standing straight up on her shoulder. Or
Post-Apocalyptica (Prolouge and Part One)Post-ApocalypticaPost-Apocalyptica (Prolouge and Part One) by Mr--Crow
The paronoid (some people call them hippies) have come up with some crazy theories over the years about how the world as we know it will end. Some people just out of the blue declare that they think a certain day in the near future is when the world will end. Yet, on the preordained day, nothing out of the ordinary happens. That is why these people are seen as the bonafide nut-cases of society that should be put in mental institutions. But yet, some of the castrophic events that are falsely prophicised can really happen. Yes, a super volcanoe in Yellowstone National Park can erupt and cover over half the world in an ash cloud. Yes, there could be an all-out nuclear war resulting in the world being engulfed in a centuries long nuclear winter. These and more end-of-the-world scenarios can happen tomorrow for all we know.
But that’s just it: we don’t know. We don’t know when a world-wide devestating event will occur and we don’t k